She made it look so fucking easy!

Now I'm gonna be honest I've only seen about 10% of the Oscar nominated films...but besides cheaping out on seeing The King's Speech because it was too serious to capture my attention before seeing films like Due Date, I did see Black Swan which in my book is the most important. I also saw Tangled which I think makes me an even better critic of the choices we had this year. But besides all that I have dubbed it my personal duty ever since I watched the Winter Olympics starring Nancy Kerrigan and Kristi Yamaguchi to base performers purely on their costume choices versus their actual merits. It just seems like the most fun and realistic way to go about it. On that note:

Although Anne Hathaway can be really annoying she did have
some really great looks. The shiny blue not so much, but the
chain fringe metallic really captured my heart. Of course
every woman looks good in red.

This was the gown of the evening for me.
The embellishments are to die for. Its
the most elegant almost Grecian like gown.
I'm jealous.

Point proven. J. Hud looks crazy sexy cool
in this gown although her breasts looked a little
odd I must say.

Halle Berry always looks like a golden
glowing angel and with all this tulle
she was truly gorgeous.

This little doll was another angelic
looking beauty. She knows how to work it
while most girls her age are in a major
awkward phase or overcompensating
and looking slutty. High marks!

Ohhh ScarJo. Although this color makes
me giddy she hid away one of her best assets
her breasts!! And if you get up close and personal
the hair was quite a mess. Beautiful but a little
boring.

Look at this beauty and her little bump again in the
magical mauve. Even the lady behind her is oddly grinning
in awe of her. The dress was a little mature looking and simple
but she's knocked up so we'll let it slide and give her high marks
for wearing the maternal glow so well.

I'm torn on this gown. Yes it has a lot going on
but its kind of visually interesting and odd in a pretty way.
This pic cracks me up because of how much she towers over
little Keith. She's like a marble statue with crystal
embellishments.

Melissa Leo tried...yes she's a woman of a certain
age but she also won best actress which gave her
an excuse to get all fluffy and fancy. Unfortunately
she chose this sort of MOB [mother of the bride]
look. Eh whatevs.

There's something about this bitch that always irritates me
so I don't really care what she wears. She looks fine. 

Sometimes daring to be different just doesn't work.
I thought this dress was horrid. Its like an oval
frame for her barely there breasts with awkward modern
sleeves and shitty pearl/mold growth around it.
If you could just remove that vest like oval frame
thing it would be lovely.

She's got a great bod but she's wearing something
I'd throw on to go to the beach. There's no imagination,
no creativity, no damn accessories!! If she would have added
a blinged out necklace or some bangles and pumped up the volume
on the hair she would have been worth taking a second glance at.

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Reese copycatted Julia's look from back in the late 90's/ early 2000's
and apparently made a trip to the mall for one of those clip on ponytails
the pushy Asians sell at kiosks.

This bitch is wild. She looks exactly how I
would dress to be a sexy witch for Halloween
or a random Tuesday night (I like costumes)
but threw in a fan for dramatics. I can't
help but feel drawn to her dark magic though.

Penel looks amazing for having just given birth
but I was a little shocked at this sort of trashy looking dress.
It reminds me of a hot pick for prom. I like sequins
in subtle ways and these are quite loud.
She's usually so glamorous...but she is still 1/2 of
one of the most attractive couples in the world.

Another example of someone going sequin crazy. This is an
amazing color, but just a little whatever. Nothing exciting about
it.

And of course this was my absolute fave.
Mila looks like a lilac dream.
A train! Lace! Lingerie inspired!
She just looks like she smells like
a bouquet of flowers. She's amazing.




Overall the Oscars were a little lackluster, again this could be because I didn't have a real passion for any of the films...since I only saw a few. Anne Hathaway was Anne Hathaway, James Franco was adorable and seemingly blazed out of his mind.









One of the excitements of the evening for me was Melissa Leo dropping the F bomb in her acceptance speech. I swear like a sailor so its refreshing to hear others use foul words in unexpected settings such as a major awards show. I always enjoy Gay PDA, I enjoy it because I like the idea that non-gay friendly people are forced to come to terms with the fact that there are queers, they are here and they're normal, happy human beings. I mention this because I noticed a (non-staged) lesbian kiss between a docu. director who won an Oscar and her partner. I rewound the DVR to see if I was witnessing a quick lady to lady peck on national television. I was. Its 2011...people swear and have gay partnerships, but its fun to see on TV you know that shit wasn't happening back in the day when Bob Hope was hosting.
I was of course that my little prima



But for the most part we were riding the dick of the Brit's for The King's Speech. I think Americans get obsessive about British culture because we think having an interest in it makes us more refined.
But as I said previously the Oscars like many celebrity events is basically about me sitting in in my sweats with a glass of white wine talking shit about other people's fashion choices. So of course that is exactly how the boys and I enjoyed the evening.